Barbeque at Ale's (Ale, Ash, Hol, Rea, Gardner and I) that eventually got rained off and turned into daft photo taking. See if you can solve the murder mystery.

Oh no, someone's captured Ale's ugly childhood rat thing!

The eye dilates in terror as he prepares to die...

The blood spurts, the victim cries out...

All that remains is a bloody mess of fur, even uglier than before.

What brutal being could have commited such a crime?

The grim aftermath once the forensics team have been and gone.

The evidence piles up as the victim's family mourn their loss.

Cruel bystanders snigger at the peculiar outline of the body, wondering what the hell kinda animal it really was.

Miss Karnowski (pictured left) was found guilty of first degree murder yesterday in court.

When asked for her reasons she claimed she was performing an act of kindness by ridding the world of the creature.

The victim was found to be A Carpet Snuffler, the last of it's kind. The species are now extinct.

Here's Ale lookin like sumat you wouldn't wanna run into in a dark alleyway.

... after a rather messy rimming sesh.

... not quite as gorgeous as normal.

Um... as above

Someone's had a wee accident...

So here's a lovely one of Ale and Lauren.

She looked lovely til she realised I was takin a pic, then she made a conscious effort to be gross.